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by
JOCELYN OLIVIER
CHARACTERS
The three witches
Macbeth
Lady Macbeth
Banquo
Fleance
Dunkan, king of Scotland
Malcom
Donalbain
Macduff
Lennox
Act 1 scene I
Scene-Macbeth and Banquo just came from a fight with the Thane of Cawdor, and now met three old witches in small bikinis.
Witch 1: All hail, Macbeth! Hail to thee, Thane of Glamis
Witch 2: All hail, Macbeth! Hail to thee, Thane of Cawdor!
Witch 3 : All hail, Macbeth! That shalt be king hereafter!
Witch 1 : (Turning to Banquo) Lesser than Macbeth, greater.
Witch 2 : Not so happy yet much happier
Witch 3 : Thou shalt get kings though thou be none.(Witches disepeer)
Macbeth: (Confused) What the frikkel?
Act 1 scene II
Tonight on Macbeth CSI Scotland: King dunkan is asleep, the guards are drugged, Lady Macbeth is mad with power and Macbeth is freaking out! What will happen to our dear old king? Will he be killed or not? Lets find out!
Macbeth: I cant kill the king! If I do then hell punish me!
Lady Macbeth: Fine, then Ill do it you big chicken!(walks to king Dunkans sleeping
body but, cant kill him because he looks to much like her dead father.)
Lady Macbeth: No! I cant do it! He looks to much like my dead pig I mean father!
Macbeth: Not as easy as it looks, huh women?(Takes the dagger out of her hand
Macbeth: Say halo to my lil friend!(Stabs king)
Macbeth: (Turns to wife) I has killed teh king!
Lady Macbeth: Perfect! I shall now rub blood on the drugged guards and then you shall
be king! Mwahahahahaha!
Macbeth: Can we finish this before 10 because I dont want to miss an epi of
Desperate house wifes or gossip girl.
Act I Scene III
Macbeth and some other dudes are sitting around the table and doing stuff. But then Macbeth sees the ghost of banquo and now he looks like he just had a lobotomy.
Macbeth: Aaaah! Go away you freak!
Random guy: What in the name of cookies is wrong with him?
Lady Macbeth:
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if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump Motherfuckers' !
I can do sums!:
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of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE
if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump Motherfuckers' !
I can do sums!:
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Nazis have got only two problems: Everything they think and everything they do.
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of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE
if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump Motherfuckers' !
I can do sums!:
Zuko + Avatar = ZUTARA!!!
--
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of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE
if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump Motherfuckers' !
I can do sums!:
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